I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.

Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

by zackgee July 12, 2016

I Don't Give a Fuck

Whenever you say that you don't give a fuck..you must not give a fuck FULLY. You dont give half a fuck, a quarter fuck..You don't give a mother or a brother fuck..YOU DO NOT GIVE ANY AMOUNT OF FUCK. You have to be stingy with your fucks..protect them..Like drops of water in a drought, such are your fucks..and you do not give them..EVER

Person: Help! I am dangling off a cliff..I am about to fall to my death! I need a fuck to save me!!
Me: Sorry..I don't give a fuck..
Person: But I will die! I just need ONE LITTLE FUCK!!
Me: Hold on let me just looook....Nope sorry..I have no fucks to give..

by SpecklemyFreckle January 2, 2017

give me your cock

A phrase someone says when they want a person's cock.

Jim: How are you doing today, Dave?
Dave: give me your cock, Jim.

by 23dogeman23 May 22, 2020

i dont give a fuck

This phrase is one of a kind. It has utmost emphasis and is a prime example of when someone does not care. The phrase is not to be used in a public environment unless you truly "Don't give a fuck". This slang sentence is used primarily when under criticism, because when you don't care what somebody else says, whip out an "I don't give a fuck!" and they'll shut their fucking mouths ;)

i dont give a fuck

by Christopher Campbell December 26, 2008

Give it a shot

make an attempt or effort to do something

I know the exam is really hard, but if I don't try, I'll never know if I have what it takes to pass it, so I've decided to give it a shot.

by jmsilv August 8, 2006

Ravioli Ravioli Give Me the Formuoli

A sneaky way of stealing something, plankton used this to steal the secret formula

Spongebob

Ravioli Ravioli Give Me the Formuoli...Now spongebob

by Murphabc123 September 20, 2016

give the axe

To be fired; to have employment terminated.

Boss: I had to give the axe to Drew today because he wasn't doing shit.

by Iam Keith Stone September 9, 2010