glumpkin

During the act of oral sex, one holds thier flatuence until the point of orgasm and then releases the fart while ejaculating

A: "What the hell was that?"
Brian: "That was a Glumpkin, bitch"

by Swiss Cheddah January 11, 2008

glure

another word for cum.

James: Can I glure on you? Jayme: No.

by Mike the mic August 27, 2006

flurgon glurgon

A completely non-sensical word that has nothing to do with anything and is supposed to sound german. you say it when you can't think of anything else to say and everythings a piece of shit! dont even be skittin me lart!

teacher: "what is your opinion on this poem matthew?"
matthew: "flurgon glurgon"

by mezza graves April 12, 2008

Glumy

How you feel when the weather sucks!

It's raining again, I feel so glumy!

by DrCryBaby June 17, 2009

Glumpkie

The act of licking someone else's butthole while they are shingling a roof.

"I gave my boyfriend a glumpkie the other day! It seemed like it was really dangerous and offensive to the neighbors..."

by Chronitrontrontron October 27, 2011

glurgflurble

1. The ability of a persons' brain to process information and communicate when someone is very tired, drunk, or impaired.
2. The nonsensical statements when tired, drunk or otherwise impaired

I tried to process what he was saying but all my brain gave me was glurgflurble

Hey you woke me up at 1am. You can deal with the glurgflurble that is my sleepy brain!

"Laughing is not a sign of craziness, unless it is a psychotic cackle for no other reason than you relish the idea of squashing so these puny insects that call themselves human, as is your right and responsibility as the deadly queen monarch butterfly"
"What are you talking about?"
"Don't blame me, its the glurgflurble"

by Struthious January 17, 2017

Glum

looking or feeling dejected

“Why so glum chum” Johnny said.

by Sparky_ September 18, 2018