afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck

Slang term used to belittle and humiliate your opponent in a war of insults... often used as a trump card.

Your face looks like the afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck.

by Tonan the Librarian March 7, 2003

Grudge Race

In Ohio, currently its where people will get on facebook, talk all kinds of "I'm the fastest there is on the planet" shit. Argue back & forth for days, maybe even weeks, then cry when a wager is asked for. Then they will act like racing for $20 is just as good as hitting the Powerball if you win. Eventually one of them pulls money from 6 of their buddies to raise the $20 & they race.... taking 70 people to a spot all in one long convoy of throttle regurgitating fart cans that sound like 2 gay whales shitting on each other before docking. rolling ever so silently in to a spot at a mind numbing 200 decibels and blistering 24mph. As they line up to stage & come up on power it sounds like a hornets nest inside a metal trash can, inside a clothes dryer echoing for miles. The brake releases and everyone stares at the cars like the scene from Austin Powers when the guy gets run over by a steam roller. 30 minutes later the victor crosses the finish line the same time my domino's pizza shows up. Then comes the tirade of excuses, yo mamma jokes and posturing while docked. The victor will usually go to Brice rd and 2 step for no less than 30 minutes straight while everyone else in the parking lot prays that shitbox explodes or their mom shows up at the lot to take her moms car back home.

Look at them idiots about to grudge race

by LiquidCowboy October 16, 2018

grudge race

A race where two rivals have a score to settle

Primetime thinks they are faster then Badcompany so they will grudge race .

by BCRracing August 10, 2015

grudge fuck

When your significant other pisses you off to the extent that you no longer want to be with them. So you fuck them one last time real good just to remind them that they just lost some good ass pussy!

Man the bitch grudge fucked me; she fucked me last night then called me this morning and told me to come get my shit outta her house!

by that #$@!^ September 22, 2010

grudge fuck

fucking somebody you really don't like that much so you fuck the dog shit out of them.

i can't stand that bitch melanie so i called her up thursday for a good old grudge fuck just because i had some frustrations to take out.

by filmzillz October 25, 2009

gudgeon grope

lengthy search for a not so lenghty penis; gudgeon,with dissapointing results

Sally went for a gudgeon grope on Bill and came up empty handed

by DadddyO August 12, 2006

cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy

Therapy referring to the process of blazing with all members of your family once a week as an attempt to ease all tension and improve family relations.

Man I haven't talked to my sister for 7 years and my mom for 6 months; we could really use some CMGR therapy (cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy). It's too bad it's merely impractical.

by SaeedR October 10, 2008