rebound goggles

When you just broke up with your guy/girl and your feeling desperate. Every person of the opposite sex looks hot to you. Face it, you're feeling desperate.

"Damn fool, my girl just broke up with me and I got a mad case of rebound goggles! I'm dating this 300 pound fat bitch!"

"I must have been wearing my rebound goggles. I can't believe I hooked up with my cousin!"

by Todja June 24, 2005

cube-goggles

a spin-off of beer-goggles, cube-goggles are when you work in an office space/cubicle and thus find yourself attracted to people who you would not notice under normal circumstances.

this occurs for two main reasons:
1. many people in the office setting are not very attractive (slim pickins).
2. spending 8 hours a day in a cubicle makes you stir-crazy and bored, your attention wanders at the slightest provocation.

cube-worker a: "hey did you see that new guy in marketing?"
cube-worker b: "girl, you got your cube-goggles on, i saw him on the street and trust me: nothin to write home about."

by koalabearluv November 25, 2007

skype goggles

The unexplained phenomenon in which one skype user perceives the other skype user to be more attractive than they truly are. This can be largely attributed to the low quality of the video feed. This is similar to beer goggles.

Yo, dude must have skype goggles on because that girl isn't that attractive.

by Kevin G - halfanonionbagel January 17, 2009

Money Goggles

Money Goggles are what's make the hottest of chicks sleep with the douchiest, ugly, assholes, that have ever walked the earth. Money goggles are often times worn by female with no self respect and would sleep with or date a guy just based off that fact that he has money and may be giving it to her based off the fact that they're together.

Another side affect of money goggles is popularity/fame goggles, that make the ugliest men look good(see Gucci Mane, Pete Wentz, or Lil Wayne). Money or fame goggles blur a woman's sense of reality, when she only she's fame and fortune, it doesn't matter is the guy is ugly, or a douche, or both

Guy: Is that Ciara with Bryan?
Girl: Yeah he's an ugly douche, she's just dating him because he has money and he's popular.
Guy: Wow, Money Goggles would make a chick do anything.
Girl: Tell me about it

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI April 16, 2010

lonely goggles

When a person dates someone they normally wouldn't just because they are single and feeling lonely. Usually bound to end in heartbreak for at least one person.

What's with those two? He doesn't really seem like her type.

She just has lonely goggles. It'll probably implode soon.

by roninrox May 5, 2010

campaign goggles

When working on a campaign, you start becoming attracted to other staffers that you would not normally find attractive.

Normally, I wouldn't have touched her, but I got a case of campaign goggles and ended up hooking up with her.

by A.B.M. November 1, 2010

Mount Goggles

Mount Goggles - Mount goggles are the invsible, make believe, goggles that all of the guys at Mount Saint Mary's University must acquire in order to withstand the appearance of the women at school when going out to a party. They have the power to make a "3" (Out of 10) look like an "8" and a "5" be a perfect "!0". The are necessary for use at all times of night in order to survive the war zone full of grenades and land mines.

Good thing everyone else had on their mount goggles to last night because I took them off this morning and couldn't have been more embarrassed.

by sixonemountaineerzero November 17, 2010