Glisten Noise

The glisteny noise a turd makes when it it is being pushed out of your pooper.

Listening to his colleagues glisten noise in the cubicle next door was the best part of Pete's day.

by DECKKS June 23, 2019

Elevator Glitch

An 'elevator glitch' is a computer game term. Mainly used for online multiplayer games, whereby, a player/avatar leaves the 'game areana' or map floating vertically (as if in an invisible elevator)by means that the developer clearly didn't intend.

whilst during a call of duty modern warfare 2 game, finding a spot whereby the charcter crawls in between an object which will not allow him to stand up, then moves slighty so they are between the point the can stand and cannot stand. Thus an Elevator Glitch occurs floating the charcter into the air.

foor good visual examples, search youtube.

by the elevator king. November 25, 2009

Glitched

To be super weird, awkward, cringey, and make no sense at all.

Justin: HEy did you see Greg acting like a dog yesterday?
Ryan: Yeah that kid is glitched as fuck

by One trick pony May 15, 2017

Glitch Tech

An employee for a fictional Video-Game Business known as Hinobi Tech. Originates from the show "Glitch Techs". Once recruited into the Glitch Techs, you are equipped with a Gauntlet, which allows you to capture and contain "glitches" and gain XP. I feel like this show is really underrated, and I do not give a schnitzel if you say I'm too old for it. It's awesome.

Person 1: "Anyways... Have you heard that Glitch-Techs just released a new season?"
Epic Person: "Oh yeah! I love the show! Meko is my favorite Glitch Tech!"

by Sir Mango September 1, 2020

Glipsen

The act of plucking a pubic hair out of a female's vagina (generally older females).

"That dude over there totaly gave my grandma a glipsen!"

by Relrechs April 11, 2009

glipskin

The piece of epidermis that is clenched by the two plastic or rubber pieces that hold your glasses on your nose.

I got a tattoo of a race car on my glipskin

by Mufasaloveschocolateglipskin April 13, 2009

Glipstick

Goopy shiny lip appearance enhancer (lip gloss) commonly worn by Puerto Rican and black women typically containing sparkles and/or glitter accompanied by bright or neutral colors.

Twonkeria boogied on down to the Rite Aid yesterday to buy some glipstick.

by Shroomster25. July 14, 2010