glipskin

The piece of epidermis that is clenched by the two plastic or rubber pieces that hold your glasses on your nose.
I got a tattoo of a race car on my glipskin
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Conjungulitus

The feeling that someway, somehow, a duck is watching you.
I always get conjungulitus when I play mini golf.
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