glaive boner syndrome

When ever you hear a song by glaive you get a boner 5 seconds I

Am I only the only one here with glaive boner syndrome

by Redjet64 November 18, 2021

Glaze the ham

The act of having sexual intercourse doggy style and pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating on her arse the spanking her while exclaiming "Baby i just glazed your ham!"

Yeah man last night the girl didnt expect me to glaze the ham but she loved it.

by Alexisstupid June 19, 2011

Glaceon

Glaceon is the best out of all the eeveelutions with its ice powers. U can be walking on the beach and with one look it can freeze u

A wild glaceon appeared

by Otaku169 June 10, 2014

gladesmore

The word Gladesmore is typically the name given for a school that is world-renowned known for their chicken wings and for their extremely autistic teachers.

James, that school was such a Gladesmore

by bignuts3974828 January 18, 2019

DJ Glaze

Producer and member of the hip hop group Foesum from the LBC, Long Beach, California. Originally signed to a record deal with Atlantic Records in 1996, Foesum released their debut album "Perfection" during the G-Funk era with Snoop Doggy Dogg, Warren G, The Twinz and The Dove Shack. DJ Glaze is an active record producer and owns The Perfection Label, an independent hip hop label in Los Angeles.

DJ Glaze produced the record.

by Alfred Ramos October 5, 2007

gavel

gavel (pronounced gah-vul) ~verb

Judge's hammer. Slang used in same way as 'smashed'.

Owen: Oh, man, I saw you with that hot chick yesterday. Did you bang?
Jason: Bang her? I gavel'd that shit, bro.

by ODawg February 25, 2013

Glute Glaze

Glute Glaze is the accumulation of fecal particles and dried urine residue that accumulates throughout the day on the lids of publicly used toilets. Glute Glaze, while often invisible to the naked eye, is a greasy sheen of human ass sweat, butt grease and excrement particles that transfer onto the Gluteus Maximus aka Ass and the backs of the legs when one sits on a public toilet. The only way to remove Glute Glaze is to shower thoroughly at the end of each day. Glute Glaze can be avoided completely by using a toilet seat cover also known as a Toilet Bib but even then, showering is still highly recommended due to airborne excrement particles .

Sherwin returned home after a long day traveling to job sites repairing lawn mowers. Throughout the day, Sherwin relieved his usual bodily functions at various public toilets. Sherwin's girlfriend Hanna refused all romantic interludes, touching and spooning after he got home until Sherwin hit the shower and rid himself of the day's worth of Glute Glaze he had accumulated.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2015