garden state parkway

Its just known as "The Parkway". People who've driven here know that 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts you off, give them the horn AND the finger. Its okay. They're supposed to be used to it. People who hate are the stupid asses that don't live in Jersey who got their asses ran over by someone who actually knows how to drive.

And no one calls it the GSP.

Someone from another place: I'm going to drive on the garden state parkway.

New Jerseyean: Its just "The Parkway."

by dts. August 19, 2009

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Garden gnome

Keemstar.

Did you see my new garden gnome.

by Teräsmiäs November 9, 2018

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garden rocket

The act of inserting a trowel handle into one's anus while masturbating with the other hand.

I was wanking in the garden and couldn't get off, good old garden rocket got me there.

by Elliot Hope August 12, 2010

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the gardner

Its when your having sex doggy style and just before you bust your load, you pull out and rip her ass hairs off of her balloon knot with your fingers like if they where weeds.

the Gardner teaches girls to shave the asshole.

by Hectizzle June 5, 2007

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Psycho Gardener

An angry Gardener that may snap into a rage of anger if you cross into their yard, garden, or property.

Wow, that guy over there watering his plants need to get laid, he looks like a Psycho Gardener

Look kids, the Psycho Gardener is planting some watermelons in his yard!

Don't walk on that guy's grass, he gets real pissed off, almost like a Psycho Gardener or something.

by John Planter November 16, 2011

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