Glass Swan

One step further than sandy vagina. Glass is made from heat and/or pressure. If you have a sandy enough vagina and are clenching down, you would create a glass swan, just from the shape.

"Good lord, woman, if you don't chill out about it and unclench, you're gonna make a glass swan."

by technocowboy January 22, 2009

Glasgow Shower

Two quick bursts of deodorant under each armpit. As favoured by men who are in too much of a hurry to use a H2O equivalent.

Hamish I will be with you in a second, I'm just gonna put a t-shirt over my overalls and have a quick Glasgow shower.

by Drdonelittle November 25, 2009

through the looking glass

Similar to the twilight zone, where nothing is quite what it seems. In Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking Glass book, it can mean clocks that work backwards or "... a poor sort of memory that only works backwards."

Through the looking glass, nothing is what it seems.

by xxyyxx! September 30, 2013

Glass Joe

An opponent who will inevitably suffer a knockout.

Glass Joe was skunked before half-time.

by Walt Waldo December 17, 2008

Glasgow Coma Scale

Glasgow Coma Score, or Glasgow Coma Score. A scoring system to determine a person's level of consciousness. A score of 15 is determined by eye movement, verbal skills and the person's motor skills and reaction to pain. Published in the University of Glasgow. The Paediatric GCS, or PGCS is used for children under 36 months.

Paramedic: Approx. 23 year old John Doe, found unconscious in the road. Head lac and possible tib fib fracture. BP is 90 systolic, Glasgow Coma Scale was 6 at the scene, now 12.

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

Black Glass

The idea of someone to tint themselves to hide that they are breakable. Basically someone that acts hard but is a pussy.
This term was created by trap metal rapper ZillaKami. His song “33rd Blakk Glass” relates to this.

Dan refused to fight Terrell, he’s definitely black glass

by FIREITUPBOYS November 17, 2018

alex gaskarth

lead singer of punk pop band all time low; extremely fuckable; commonly seen with gorgeous hair, super skinnies, and a beanie; voice of an angel; rockin bod; sexy to the utmost extreme; causes erection to any male/female who witnesses his perfection.

1. wow, alex gaskarth makes me bone so much.
2. that atl guy, alex gaskarth sounds great, id totes sex him any day!

by alexgaskarthfucker March 22, 2011