Lurkin' gherkin

A cat just lurkin' about spying on you (in general) or especially whilst on the toilet or in the shower.....

A weird person watching you....or whom you notice is about looking suss

Omg, I feel like I'm being watched....
Oh phew, it's just my cat being a lurkin' gherkin!

That weirdo over there is just lurkin' like a gherkin

by Bubbles81 April 29, 2024

bloody gherkin

When a guy with a micropenis has sex with a girl on her period.

“Trevor has a bloody gherkin after getting with Jess during that time of the month.”

by temper k January 12, 2020

gherkin stab

when someone unsuspectidly whacks you in the face with a gherkin. Similar to a mushroom stamp.

I was eating lunch the other day when all of the sudden i was the victim of a gherkin stab from some fag.

by herbicyde September 08, 2008

Tyler Gherkin fish

A fatso who has diabetes and who's mum is obese and stuck in the doorway.

Oh my gosh that kid is a really ugly Tyler gherkin fish

by Jsjsjsjmsmsmsiiwiwjndn May 15, 2017

Jerkin the gherkin

Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.

Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now

by Lunistice November 14, 2020

Gherkin Merkin

A pubic wig that is worn to give the illusion of having hairy balls.

Ever since Pete has his ballsack radiated, his wife makes him wear a Gherkin Merkin

by Distant Creeping Death July 11, 2019

slippery gherkin

an infected circumcision

Bro my slippery gherkin is really stinging today

by Mr Picklepox April 25, 2018