Lurkin' gherkin

A cat just lurkin' about spying on you (in general) or especially whilst on the toilet or in the shower.....

A weird person watching you....or whom you notice is about looking suss

Omg, I feel like I'm being watched....
Oh phew, it's just my cat being a lurkin' gherkin!

That weirdo over there is just lurkin' like a gherkin

by Bubbles81 April 29, 2024

slippery gherkin

an infected circumcision

Bro my slippery gherkin is really stinging today

by Mr Picklepox May 30, 2018

Jerkin’ for gherkin

When someone really wants to eat a pickle. Even more so if it is of the Gherkin variety

“Bro, I’m jerkin’ for gherkin”

by anonymous July 3, 2024

Gherkin Merkin

A pubic wig that is worn to give the illusion of having hairy balls.

Ever since Pete has his ballsack radiated, his wife makes him wear a Gherkin Merkin

by Distant Creeping Death July 10, 2019

bloody gherkin

When a guy with a micropenis has sex with a girl on her period.

“Trevor has a bloody gherkin after getting with Jess during that time of the month.”

by temper k January 11, 2020

Drop a dirty bomb on the gherkin

Serial position in which a penis-haver lies recumbent and holds his erect membrum virilis pointing upwards. The partner, having eaten a vindaloo the precious night, squats about the erect "gherkin" and drops the drty bomb.

Oh my goodness, a roffer is about to drop a dirty bomb on the gherkin!!

by ORANGEHAMSTER ALAN ORLA May 17, 2023

Gherkin Language

Gherkin language, where you replace every vowel with an “ar” and make sure to make the word noticeable and that you can pronounce it , you do not need to change every vowel.

This lainguage is commonly used by the rowdy and party kids in Wellington, Palm Beach and pretty much all over south Florida.

Yar Brar thart shart wars wild carnnot belarve yar farcked har larst narght.

“Yo Bro that shit was wild cannot believe you fucked her last night.”
“Damn dude your caught up in the Gherkin Language.”

by Pussyslayer240 May 3, 2018