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Gerts

A shortened way of saying "regrets": commonly used "No gerts!" (about the situation)

Example: {After a questionable action or a stupid rambling) "Sorry mate", the other person reply "Don't be sorry", reply "Yeah, no gerts after all!!

Example: "You slept with my wife!", "No gerts, yolo"
Instead of the alternative entry for this word to be "grets"(as in regrets), because of when you would actually use "gerts" in a social setting, and to ensure the understanding of its meaning the first time another hears it.
by Uncentient August 24, 2022
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Gert

A person who calls a friend to tell them the result of a game or movie when that person is recording the game or movie for future viewing. named after my mother who has on a number of occasions phoned friends to let them know who won the golf tournament or hockey game
She phoned me to tell me that she solved today's wordle and it was proxy- The slip was a Gert or she Gerted me.
by Lucky Louie53 January 20, 2022
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Gert

Gert is a boy from my school.
He's cool.
Hi gert.
by Najq December 18, 2021
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gert

a half of a siamese twin pair from an alien planet called 'Gertius'; singular gertie
Ava can be such a gert sometimes 🙄
by taurusforbipolar November 3, 2021
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Gert Day

A national holiday in which fraternity men celebrate the birthday of gert, their fraternity brother. Events include beer bongs, boob luging, keg stands, and shotgunning.
Lo- “Yo Dan are you going to Gert day Friday?”
Dan-“Fuck yeah dude I’m tryin to blackout!”
by Derogatory term February 8, 2022
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GERT

A slang expression originating in Vancouver, Canada but now used though out North America.

1. Noun - A large hand knit aran blanket.
2. Verb - To prematurely reveal a much anticipated ending.
1. Noun - I was snuggling under my Gert and watching TV
2. Verb - He was so looking forward to watching the game he had taped earlier in the day when she gerted him and told him who had won.
by Zolazoomer February 10, 2022
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Gert

Someone who is always excessively early for an appointment.
Her appointment was at 2:00pm but she did a GERT and arrived at 1:00pm.
by AndyM13 February 10, 2022
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