gerbil setting 

its the setting on a vacuum cleaner to correctly suck a gerbil out of someones butt

"Get it out! Find the vacuumand make sure its on the gerbil setting!"

gerbil setting by dan and steph April 16, 2007

Gerbil Smuggler 

This term is born out of a practice known as "Gerbil Stuffing" where after proper dilation of the anus (typically through vigorous homosexual activity) one man inserts a cardboard tube into another man's rectum. Once the tube is in place a gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus) is tucked into the tube and plunged deeper with broom handle or an erect penis. The man carrying the gerbil is then a Gerbil Smuggler.

He used to be straight but now he's a total gerbil smuggler.

Gerbil Smuggler by Haywood Jablowme April 15, 2005

gerbil 

Small Seizurey Mammal who watches sexual acts of unspeakable horror

That gerbil was all seizurey, & uh stuff

gerbil by Gerbtaro April 25, 2003

gerbil 

Most amazing cutest animal of them all which must not be used in the art of bum fucking

oh that gerbils so cute

gerbil by Charli April 21, 2004

wrote gerbil 

A phrase used to describe the awe that occurs when one sees an attractive female ( could be likened to drooling over someone.)

Dude, she was so hot! I'm not gonna say she was the best-looking teacher ever, but I definitely wrote gerbil.

wrote gerbil by Soomanchu October 8, 2009

Hung like a gerbil 

Someone with an extremely small penis.

Dude, is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you hung like a gerbil???

Hung like a gerbil by Disco Stud April 29, 2003

gerbilling 

Having a live rodent or small animal (usually a gerbil) and using some sort of tube, forcing the gerbil into ones asshole. No medical case has ever been recorded of someone needing to remove a gerbilfrom ones anus, so we must now come to the conclusiion that either
a) gerbilling doesnt exsist.
B) they are very good at getting the thing out afterwards.
Gerbilling has many famous cases, such as richard gere reportedly having a wild session with the furry animal.
For more information i recommend the south park episode "Death camp of tolerance" which features rather detailed examples of gerbilling.

The hidden line in the song "i will do anything for love".
I will do anything for love
but i wont do that
no i wont do gerbilling with you
no i wont do that

.......

"Im bored, what should we do tonight?"
"I dunno, how about you shove that gerbil up my ass, wait for it to wrigle around and maybe die, then you can pull it out."
"So whats on TV again?"

gerbilling by Russell Wilson September 28, 2005