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gerbil face

Person with fat cheeks like a gerbil, and messed up teeth.
Eww, Christine is a total gerbil face, just look at her teeth!
by 1412 January 15, 2008
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gerbil setting

its the setting on a vacuum cleaner to correctly suck a gerbil out of someones butt
"Get it out! Find the vacuumand make sure its on the gerbil setting!"
by dan and steph April 16, 2007
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Gerbil Smuggler

This term is born out of a practice known as "Gerbil Stuffing" where after proper dilation of the anus (typically through vigorous homosexual activity) one man inserts a cardboard tube into another man's rectum. Once the tube is in place a gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus) is tucked into the tube and plunged deeper with broom handle or an erect penis. The man carrying the gerbil is then a Gerbil Smuggler.
He used to be straight but now he's a total gerbil smuggler.
by Haywood Jablowme April 15, 2005
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Gerbil Shot

Gerbil Shot:
This is when one who may be diagnosed with autisim takes a plastic alchohol bottle (karkov) and bends the plastic top at a 90 degree angle. Then next step is to have a friend or oneself flip the 1.75 of vodka upside down into his or hers mouth with the one who is recieveing the gerbil shot puts ones hands up with the flick of a wrist and keep the wrist bent as if they are a gerbil. The point is to guzzle as many gerbil shots as possible out of the bottle. It is also optional for the one recieving the shot to act as if they are running on their gerbil wheel before recieving.
Oh my gosh I could totally go for a gerbil shot. I heard a rumor that Gerbil shots can cure AIDS. Lets take em!
by Steve Keane September 25, 2007
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gerbil curry

a woman takes a large amount of laxatives and also applies scented oiles and dims the lights to acheive the correct atmosphere for the holy seremony.
the male then enters the room with a lampshade and gerbil in a cage. he then uses the lampshade as a funnel to get the gerbil into the womans anal cavity, in this time the laxatives have taken affect and she then has violent diarrhoea silimar to korma curry with a drowned gerbil in it. the male then adds a sprinkle of pepper and serves with sweet mango chutney sauce.
i heard that couple over there have a gerbil curry every saturday.
by gerbilover June 27, 2009
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gerbil trimmer

A gerbil trimmer is wen a boy/girl shaves their partners pubes while liking them out/sucking them off
Hey sarah go so kinky she gave me a gerbil trimmer
by bloodonthepantyfloor September 28, 2012
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gerbil rocket

1. fuck someone in the ass
2. insert a toilet paper tube into their loose asshole
3. insert gerbil into tube
4. light a match at the end of the tube to force gerbil farther up inside asshole
5. remove tube and enjoy the wriggling of a small to medium sized animal inside your anus
6.good luck getting it out
Last night after a felching session, Bill gave Tom a gerbil rocket
by Jim McFunk May 10, 2006
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