When your bro is in a relationship/dating a girl who has a child from a previous husband/bf/and or one night stand.
John: "That girl Joe's been seeing is a total stage 5 clinger!"
Bill: "I'm pretty sure that chick has a kid"
John: "Joe's totally on Gerber Status right now!"
Gerber Status Gurber Gerber Baby
Bill: "I'm pretty sure that chick has a kid"
John: "Joe's totally on Gerber Status right now!"
Gerber Status Gurber Gerber Baby
by Ginger Fresh February 07, 2010
by Spy at Gerber Life October 14, 2021
When engaging in sexual intercourse and about to ejaculate, pull out a knife along with your penis, stab her in the stomach. Replant your penis inside the wound and proceed with ejaculation.
by Jonathan Marquise June 15, 2003
Sierra is the sweetest most caring girl you ever met and makes the best girlfriend. She is hella gorgeous even though she thinks shes ugly. She has the kind of personality that makes you think "i wish i was like that". she's always super playful and fun to be around. All the guys want her but she only has an eye for one man. She is super adorable and she snores when she sleeps which is super cute! She exceeds all that you could ask for.
by 1989bmw535i October 10, 2019
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by curseddefinitionmaker December 02, 2020
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