Gemini

If you are a Gemini that means you are probably a blonde. You are super super pretty. You can be a crackhead a lot of the time 😂!! You are really good at giving advice ❤️ keep doing what you are doing your beautiful 🤩

Friend: what’s your zodiac?
Other: Gemini...
Friend: oh that explains it

by The basic rat November 02, 2020

Gemini

This thing loves drama a lot and it puts on different faces for many different people also they could be pretty self absorbed. It could be a good friend but you should avoid dating one. That's dangerous bro. Instead you should check the following signs out

Capricorn
Aquarius
Cancer
Virgo
Libra

Timmy: Yo my Gemini cheated on me
Teresa (secretly a Gemin): Sorry about that
Timmy: Yeah man apparently she was bored
Teresa: Wow she is horrible! -calmly sips tea and reads the bible-

Teresa: -proceeds to text Timmy's ex-
Timmy's Ex: He said WHAT
Teresa: Yeah girl he is such a douche-aggressively dabs while praising Satan-

by -ImGayAndGoingToHell- December 09, 2019

Gemini

When you and a buddy are having sexual intercourse two seperate girls parelell to each other. At some point during the intercourse you and your friend give each other a high five, imitating a common action riders perform while in opposing carts on The Gemini, a rollar coaster at cedar point.

We found two bitches at cedar point who wanted to ride the gemini; we made sure they did

by The HNIC April 15, 2007

gemini

Gemini’s are amazing people, they’re fun to be around, and really social. They’re also great at giving advice whenever your in need. Geminis also can be shy at first before you get to know them, but when you do, you’ll be sure to be surprised. Geminis are also vulnerable and they tend to overthink a little more than other signs. If you play with a Gemini, they’re friend will be on your back. Geminis can be fragile so it would really suck if you were mean to one. Geminis fall for anyone who gives them the least of attention. Geminis are great people and I love them. Geminis are really likeable too. They’re smart and outgoing and they LOVE drama.

Damn, she’s really fun to be around. I think I liked her.

Dude, she’s a Gemini.

Even better.

by E+C December 15, 2021

Gemini

A fucking bitch

Ew that person is an Gemini

by BSVBTBRYNEGNEGNWFN July 12, 2021

Gemini

1: An excuse to be an asshole
2: Someone who's obnoxiously *quirky*

1: *Breaks painting* I'm a Gemini I can't help it!
2: Teehee I'm such a Gemini

by Robbert Blobbert April 11, 2019

gemini

When you and a buddy are having sexual intercourse two seperate girls parelell to each other. At some point during the intercourse you and your friend give each other a high five, imitating a common action riders perform while in opposing carts on The Gemini, a rollar coaster at cedar point.

We found two bitches at cedar point who wanted to ride the gemini; we made sure they did

by The HNIC April 10, 2007