Geezer

1. British definition: A geezer is a bloke, a man or a "dude".

2. USA definition: Old bastard. Elderly, cranky old son of a motherfucker who drives too damn slow and complains about how things were in his day

3. Heavy Metal definition: Black Sabbath's bass player, Geezer Butler.

1. "Ere mush, who's that geezer at the bar?"
2. "Move your car out of the road, you old geezer or I'll break your hip!"
3. "Geezer Butler is a cool bass player!"

by IRON MAN January 29, 2005

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geekermon

A young attractive, tech savvy, YouTube gamer who ranks in the top 1 percent of gamers world wide.

A Geekermon just joined our xbox game, swept the floor and won without even trying.

by Oregon3000 January 4, 2017

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geefars

variation of GFAAS, an acronym commonly used among goat enthusiasts for "Goats Foraging Around Alfalfa Sprouts."

Bob: Yo, archie, whats the status of herd #11?

Archie: No worries bob, they're geefars

by alfalfa March 26, 2004

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geezer jam

noun -- used whenever an old person is impeding your progress, either on the road or on the sidewalk, when you can't easily get around and are stuck in slow motion.

"We could make better time if we could just get around this geezer jam."

by Sanderling October 1, 2006

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Geezer FYI

Sometimes a senior citizen wanders off in a hardware or scrapbook store and loses all sense of time, but there is no need to panic or send out an Amber Alert as one would a child. Eventually, however, you may want to let someone know that the person is missing by sending out a calm Geezer FYI.

Peg text her friends: "Geezer FYI: I lost Pete in Sears a few hours ago, but I'm sure he'll show up sooner or later."

by LovingtheLanguage July 7, 2009

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