Garont

It’s literaly just a massive shit.

“Welcome to Jurassic Pa— did that fucking brachiosaurus just Garont on me?”

by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018

grotto

1. The term for a females anus
2. Chocolate dessert

1. On my birthday my girlfriend finally let me dip it in her grotto.
2. My girlfriend passed out the other night, so I decided to lick her grotto-what else am I going to do?

by Mistymay January 5, 2008

grott

Describes a man (usually a northern businessman) who has so much muscle he can barely close his arms.

Percy: Alex, are you a grott?
Alex: Yeah, people look at me and think "grott" because i can hardly close my arms. It helps also that i have business to take care of.

by griffygrott1 December 9, 2009

grotting

When a dog is gobbling and scratching at his balls with his slobbery mouth

Henry woke up every so often to shift about in his basket and give himself a good grotting.

by georgeporge February 17, 2010

grottle

A bottle filled with gravel.

I played a grottle in the camp jams at Winfield,KS.

by EmoSmif March 14, 2008

grotty

something gorrible or particularly disgusting, or maybe even just plain scaffy.

That grotty bitch just pissed all over the floor

He had such a grotty look on his face, that chinese take-away must have been quite scaffy.

by Iain B October 5, 2005

Grotty

80's slang term for disgusting, offensive, dirty, smelly, et cetera. Derived from either "gross" or "grotesque." Rarely heard today.

That gas station's bathroom was hella grotty.

by matt November 17, 2004