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barfunkel

(n.)The miniature orgasm one experiences after urination.
Often accompanied by a short tremor or shaking.
Typically, barfunkels procede extremely volumous urination.
Highly common among individuals experiencing alcohol intoxication.

Barfunkel experience among females is unknown.
woah... just took a piss and had a crazy barfunkel
by nick June 16, 2006
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Garfunkle

to have sex with a woman with such a profuse amount of pubic foliage that her nether regions look like the hairstyle of the musiciam garfunkle of simon and garfunkle
by pele December 15, 2003
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Let's Garfunkle

User Eins: Yo mah boi
User Zwei: Yeh?
User Eins: Let's Garfunkle m8
by ThickPenisHair May 14, 2014
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Garfunkeler

1. A man (usually rail thin) who hasn't ever trimmed his mess of curly pubes, which now resemble Art Garfunkel's jew fro.

2. Someone who actively partakes in fucking women whilst wearing an Art Garfunkel wig.
"Sarah, how was sex with Ian?"

"It was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the ass, his pubes are a forest, he's a real garfunkeler"
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
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gerfunkle

Exclaimed to brake an awkward silence
*akward silence* “gerfunkle!”
by lil grifff December 6, 2017
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garfunk

down bad, gross, someone who is ugly, an insult you just don’t want to be called
He’s so garfunk

That food tastes garfunk

the party is garfunk
by alitaylor3 December 9, 2021
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gefunkeled

flabbergasted, confused, amazed, astonished, astounded, awestruck, dumbfounded, dumbstruck, shocked, stunned, stupefied, thunderstruck
"Dude I had sexual intercourse with your birth giver"
"Bro that makes me absolutely gefunkeled"
by viliquil February 4, 2022
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