plucking the gander

1. colloquial phrase
2. Plucking the feathers off a male goose

Man, I was really plucking the gander all day today. I went to the grocery store and got an apple.

by germangarfield February 20, 2025

Gander

A GAY GENDERED YANDERE

(This totally isn’t a made up word I use to insult my friends)

Person 1: you look like a Gander
Person 2: what the fuck is a Gander
Person 1: A gay gendered yandere obviously!

by Very nice <3 September 7, 2023

Geesey Gander Goose

"Geesey gander goose" is a phrase used to describe a little nonce

"You know phil? He likes little boys! he is a geesey gander goose.

by Geesey gander goose September 29, 2022

gander bumps

Like goose bumps but much stronger
goose bumps on steroids

Dude one: I am so excited, I have goose bumps all over me
Dude two: Only goose bumps? I have gander bumps, I am much more excited than you.

by jerry freeman January 19, 2013

Gander

To take a pleasant walk.

Eva- Hey it’s so nice outside!
Janya- you are right. Let’s take a gander around the block.
Eva- what a splendid idea.

by Bigjjjjjj May 13, 2024