the snake gambit

a tray of snakes has a hole in the rear side through which the tray holders penis is inserted. the tray holder then invites passers by to stroke the "snakes" hoping that his penis will be the stroked one

when steven wasn't in his santa outfit he could usually be found outside archway tube employing the snake gambit

by theWestHamfan January 26, 2004

Pope Gambit

An attempt to make oneself appear squeaky clean, carried to such extremes of austerity or public self-righteousness that this person has just gotta be hiding something.

Jerry's pretending he doesn't feel attracted to Ralph, and going about talking about cleanliness of mind and body as he attends meetings of this group of homophobic God-botherers. He's obviously playing the Pope Gambit.

by Fearman February 22, 2008

Pants Gambit

When the subject removes his or her pants, in place of a logical or rhetorical response to an argument. More often then not, this seems to result in a 'win'.

Don't bother bringing it up with Robert, he'll just go for the pants gambit.

by TrustyFedora January 16, 2011

Garfield Gambit

Fucking a cat under the table while playing a risky move in chess

Someone noticed me playing the Garfield Gambit in the tournament

by The garf December 2, 2018

Khov’s Gambit

A gambit which involves placing the queen parallel to the white king. This enables an illegal move to be played ,(e8 - e5) countering the 3rd turn to the kings pawn opening/4 move checkmate resulting in a hilarious outcome.

“Queen h5.” -white

“G6.” -black
“Queen takes e5, check.” -white

“Queen takes e5, khov’s gambit.” -black

“Q- wait, what?” -white

by not someone Reece Phan knows March 19, 2023

The Tyler Gambit

"The Tyler Gambit" is usually referred to as a common chess opening for beginners, in which an idiotic man blunders his fucking queen. This gambit can happen at any point in the chess game.

Oh Fuck! I just did the Tyler Gambit against my opponent. Maybe I need to get some bitches.

by oof Brainiac February 4, 2023

The Benry Gambit

When you harass an annoying player by asking him for his official government documents until he leaves the match

This guy is getting real annoying, i think i'm gonna try The Benry Gambit on him

by xexonem February 4, 2023