fakin

1. to be tease: a girl who's a flirt, knows she's wanted by the opposite sex , but plays games

2.not telling whole truth, afraid to keep real

1. whole time, girl ova there know she want me, but she always be fakin.

2. she fakin like , turkey bacon like!!

by lil loafin February 2, 2009

Fakin' Bacon

"Fakin' Bacon" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. Fakin' Bacon is when you conceal you stalk under a truffle cap and flirt with foraging swine.

Mama: "Cletus, where you been that you's all buggered up 'n' dirty?"

Cletus: "I done been Fakin' Bacon agin Mama!"

by boat butter January 15, 2009

off the fukin chain

completely, utterly, absolutley, & with out a doubt the rawest, illest, smartest, finest, & most off the chainest motherfuker alive.

Yo that motherfuker Pablo is off the fukin chain!!!

by Rick696969 July 14, 2008

Fuking

The wrong way to spell fucking

Ur a fuking dumbass... WELL AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO SPELL DUMBASS YOU WHORE

by Tombirds671 June 18, 2018

Baby Faking

Participating in the act of sex for recreational purposes only. Normally accomplished through birth control, condoms, or just good old fashioned pulling out.

Bro, Jessica Alba is so hot.

Oh I know, I would be down for some serious baby faking with her.

by The Sleaze July 6, 2009

fukinstunk

When something smelled really bad.

Man, that rotten fish fukinstunk.

by ozob December 12, 2011

Faking the rage

When someone pretends to be neurotic or easily angered in order to garner attention. This is also a tactic used by trolls to troll other trolls.

Ghost seems like he's quick to get pissed off over everything. In reality he's just faking the rage though.

"I talked about how I faked the rage" -Ghost

by cumspewp July 24, 2021