Fad Fapper

A person who chooses the porn they watch, based upon the Top 10 most searched keywords.

Hes so used to being a fad fapper he cant help but watch Pokemon porn

by DeeSMACK July 13, 2016

Fappuchino

The delicious milky white product attained by fapping. Semen. Cum.

I heard Daphne was a caffeine addict, so I gave her a nice big load of my very own self-made fappuchino.

by Bjorn Y'taar December 12, 2013

Fappy Birthday

A birthday wish of all your realistic dreams coming true: Your hand, and a box of tissues.

Happy Birthday!
Happy B-Day
No, FAPPY birthday! Even better!

by Fapplejax October 4, 2009

Power Fapping

When you Masturbate so fast that your crotch catches on fire.

Dude i was just power fapping after i drank some Redbull.

by Wiseco98 January 22, 2011

fappetite

A measure of a man's desire to masturbate.

"I saw this totally beautiful woman on the street today and it just sent my fappetite through the roof."

"The nude wrestling scene in Borat totally killed my fappetite for about two days, but it was hilarious."

by IsThisNameTakenToo? May 3, 2008

fapplet

The act of watching porn on a mobile tablet device used for no other purpose.

Fapplet User : "that nexus 7 has a nice display, have any games or apps apart from chrome?"
Fapplet Owner : "no"

by NaughtyMouseTV May 18, 2014

Fappichino

The act of masturbating, then climaxing into a cup of coffee that someone is planning to drink.

Hey, this coffee tastes funny. awww, shit did you give me a fappichino!!!???

by BUTCH PEDASIN January 16, 2011