fuzzards

Fuzzards are the small lint balls (or any material really) that get stuck to your clothes after they run through the wash. They attack and cling to your clothes, forcing you to pick them off.

Hey! You've got a bunch of fuzzards attacking the back of shirt. Better get them off before you head into work.

by MTDice February 16, 2010

fizzuck

(verb). the act of spending all afternoon in bed engaged in carnal acts and then feeling exhausted in a mutually post-coitus state.

I cannot believe we just fizzucked for six hours... I'm so grateful that you're unemployed.

by Karate/Ka-razy August 12, 2011

Anal Fuzz

A collection of lint in an ass crack resulting from any fabric worn by males. This lint is magically extracted from the garment and directed toward the basin of the aforementioned chasm. This fuzz is often extracted daily by the use of the common index finger and rolled into a ball to be thrown away. This ball generally consists of lint, sweat, and fecal matter, but may also include semen and other foreign debris. Removing this fuzz may also facilitate the need to sniff one's finger to ensure there is no fecal matter on the finger.

AKA Fertile Crescent

Guy 1: Dude, Why does your finger smell like ass?

Guy 2: Dude, I was playing tennis and I had to extract my anal fuzz!

by Mike Yass March 30, 2009

fuzz

Cop, Copper, Police officer, Pig,

I got busted by the fuzz.

by The postal guy November 20, 2003

Fuzz out

to cover up or hide an unsavoury part of ones body.

To a brother dancing in the living room naked: "oh dude, fuzz out your penis"

by Moopex July 24, 2008

Rustic Fuzz

The texture of an old man's beard when it's coated thoroughly with the seminal fluid of several men. Usually found on homeless men that turn tricks to buy booze.

That old bum has gross rustic fuzz.

by RFjord March 1, 2011

Da Fuzz

A derogative name for a police officer. Other names like pig dough nut man and nigga killa mean the same thing

scat nigga its da FUZZ!!!

by JhoodINC March 17, 2005