Future Poop

Noun: Meaning food. Anything edible. It all becomes one thing, future poop.

man: "What do you want for future poop?"
Woman: "Let's get burritos."

by BirdWop August 25, 2014

Rimming the Future

To manipulate the events in the present or to redefine the past with the goal of achieving a particular desired future.

Person 1: "Dude, your economics degree seems so boring. Why do you even bother?"
Person 2: "Bro, I'm just rimming the future"

Person 1: "Why do US history books put an emphasis on the US involvement in WWII as if they won the war when Russia actually did?"
Person 2: "They were just rimming the future"

by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017

future diary

A dairy of a girl named Yuno Gasai. If you fuck with Yukon Amano you have a 99.99 percent chance to be killed in some brutal fashion.

Future Diary- tells the future

by YaboiEvil May 9, 2018

The future embrace

Billy Corgan's new solo album's name...Billy Corgan was a former member of both The Smashing Pumpkins and Zwan

"I saw Billy Corgan at the Fillmore in San Fransisco...it was wonderful!"

by Johnny Dearest August 24, 2005

future tripping

To worry/freakout about the future instead of enjoying the present.

*Wind Blows*
Max: Feel that? It's gonna be really cold later!
Jack: Dude, stop future tripping and enjoy the breeze!

by Jess G. May 25, 2007

Black to the future

This is a short scene in family guy where the movie "Back to the future" is remade quickly with a black person instead of Marty Mcfly

Family Guy Scene where on the TV it shows a remake of the "back to the future" logo and replaced with the word black showing "Black to the future"

by MattJeanes December 15, 2010

future faking

When you’re drunk with your friends and enthusiastically make plans for some time in the future that you’ll never follow through with.

Drunk Bob: “Hell yea! I’m all down for the club next weekend! I need to get my groove on!”
Sober Bob next weekend: “Nah, man. I’m staying in tonight. I was just future faking”

by Marvellous MSquared August 6, 2021