Guy 1: I don't know bro, she's pretty hot.
Guy 2: Nah man, look at her face, she's totally going to be future fat.
Guy 2: Nah man, look at her face, she's totally going to be future fat.
by Sunabove July 12, 2017
To manipulate the events in the present or to redefine the past with the goal of achieving a particular desired future.
Person 1: "Dude, your economics degree seems so boring. Why do you even bother?"
Person 2: "Bro, I'm just rimming the future"
Person 1: "Why do US history books put an emphasis on the US involvement in WWII as if they won the war when Russia actually did?"
Person 2: "They were just rimming the future"
Person 2: "Bro, I'm just rimming the future"
Person 1: "Why do US history books put an emphasis on the US involvement in WWII as if they won the war when Russia actually did?"
Person 2: "They were just rimming the future"
by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017
A dairy of a girl named Yuno Gasai. If you fuck with Yukon Amano you have a 99.99 percent chance to be killed in some brutal fashion.
by YaboiEvil March 3, 2018
Billy Corgan's new solo album's name...Billy Corgan was a former member of both The Smashing Pumpkins and Zwan
by Johnny Dearest July 27, 2005
*Wind Blows*
Max: Feel that? It's gonna be really cold later!
Jack: Dude, stop future tripping and enjoy the breeze!
Max: Feel that? It's gonna be really cold later!
Jack: Dude, stop future tripping and enjoy the breeze!
by Jess G. May 10, 2007
When you’re drunk with your friends and enthusiastically make plans for some time in the future that you’ll never follow through with.
Drunk Bob: “Hell yea! I’m all down for the club next weekend! I need to get my groove on!”
Sober Bob next weekend: “Nah, man. I’m staying in tonight. I was just future faking”
Sober Bob next weekend: “Nah, man. I’m staying in tonight. I was just future faking”
by Marvellous MSquared August 6, 2021
by Sir. Fappington November 17, 2015