Kung Futo

The act of sexually slapping someone’s dick. Kung Futo is extremely beautiful and feels like your dick is being transferred down a huge whole into heaven

Bro I got the best Kung Futo last night

by Fuckyabitches February 20, 2019

ftso

fuck the shit off; the last resort of the acronyms when dealing with utter plebs

pleb69: ur mom is so ghey
jeliza: ftso

by JelizaRose March 9, 2008

Futon

Jack plows on his futon whilst Poppin

On the futon imma give her that penis

by DarkDestroyer442 April 22, 2021

nucking futs

A spoonerism and euphemism for "fucking nuts" where the 1st letters of each word are switched.

No I won't type an example, that's nucking futs.

by Chris Manley April 18, 2016

Sheets on the futon

A person, usually young male, trying to clean up the house on the chance they are going to get lucky

Not sure if she is worth it, but James "put the sheets on the futon" before his date with Anita.

by LlSS April 21, 2008

Futronic

Futureisitc Technology. The technology of the future.

Futronic Ninjas are taking over
Lets blast to the past in our futronic time machine.
Im studying Futronics

by ShannonCannon January 18, 2008

Fustomer

Fustomer is an amalgam of the words Fuss or Fussy and Customer. Generaly a phrase used by those working in the service industry to denote a customer who makes unreasonable requests or complains about things that other people have no problem with. Nine times out of ten a fustomer will be an over 50 year old suffering from an engourged sense of entitlement.

Did you see that fustomer getting all up in my face because he had to cue for five minutes? He didnt seem to mind making the people behind him wait even longer just because he wanted to argue with someone

by Working-with-people March 29, 2009