frection

Flash erection.

An erection lasting a few micro-seconds. This is invisible to anyone but the trained eye. It is an involuntary muscle reflex.

Not to be confused with a "stirring in the loins" - a more labored and deliberate feeling, involving a certain degree of participation from the subject.

As the hot blonde whizzed by, Larry and Val each experienced warm frections

by Kaiser7890 June 2, 2007

friction

tension between two people, often in a relationship (sexual, friendship or business)

There's so much friction between Samantha and her boss lately

by Andrew Kismet August 19, 2003

Family function

Family gathering

Link you at family function cuzz.

by CertiSD December 29, 2018

Fractions

The new swear word for maths geeks.

Oh fractions! I'm getting distracted again.

by Pi rocks. March 30, 2009

What's Your Function?

If a conjunction, the answer is "To join words and sentences."

Also a horrible pick-up line at bars.

Eugene: What's your function here?

Melvin: I oversee major projects and aid in the development of minor ones.


Tony: Hey baby, what's your function?

Tony is promptly slapped by Tina.

by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005

Friction Addiction

Word to describe your arousing partner in sex or addictive great sex in general. That guy or girl you just cant help but get your freak on with. And when its over, you're already wanting more.

While ordering Pancakes at Denny's after sex that morning, Betty couldn't help but want more of her friction addiction

by sugardaddy5032 March 24, 2011

e-ffectionate

Having or showing fond feelings or affection; loving and tender. BUT, all done over email, IM, text messages, and phone!

Dude, she and I screwed off all day on email. My boss would be pissed but it was so e-ffectionate!

by Jacks_inbox June 21, 2005