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1. cool, stylish
2. stinky, smells badly
1. E.g.1:

A:" Hey bro, check out Nick’s new haircut."

B:" Wow, that haircut is (damn) funky, man! Way better than the last one."

A:" Yeah. Cool as hell."

E.g.2:

A:" Yo, this music bar really got a funky vibe, right?"

B:"Yep. The music the light, and the whole shebang."

A:" I mean even the bartender's got a funky style. This definitely gonna be a full-on night."

2. A:"Ew, what's that stinky smell?"

B:"Oops, it must be Nick’s funky running shoes over there."

A:"He should wash them right away. I can smell it from a thousand miles away!"
Funky by cs207iii September 2, 2025
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funky!!!!! 

That is some pretty FUNKY!!!!! cheese.
funky!!!!! by Mr Neo Anderson November 20, 2017

Funky Kong 

The scuba-diving, surfboard-wielding, incomprehensibly funky ape who is so radical he destroys the ozone layer with his very existence.

He also plays well in MarioKart Wii as the fastest heavyweight character, so he's used in time trial runs a lot.
Friend: What's so great about Funky Kong, anyway?
Me, an intellectual: ULALALALALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Funky Cock Hoe 

A scandalous bitch that will fuck anyone or anythang to get sprung so she can live off child support from tha baby daddy.
"Can't let these funky cock hoes destroy me" - Tupac

"Yes these funky cock hoes flock all on tha jock" - B.G. Knocc Out
Funky Cock Hoe by tharealK July 31, 2013

funky bat 

"That dude just tried to walk up the down escalator while singing "Surfin' Bird!" He's a real funky bat!"
funky bat by Percysledge June 19, 2012

funky zero

Bitch, you ain't nothin' but a funky zero.
funky zero by anon lastname January 31, 2018

Funky spiderman 

Hanging yourself while having a wank
Did you hear about Dave? His mum walked in on him hanging dead with his dick out. Must’ve tried the funky spiderman.