What's Your Function?

If a conjunction, the answer is "To join words and sentences."

Also a horrible pick-up line at bars.

Eugene: What's your function here?

Melvin: I oversee major projects and aid in the development of minor ones.


Tony: Hey baby, what's your function?

Tony is promptly slapped by Tina.

by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005

Functionally Poor

Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough money to go out to bars, movies, etc. but never enough to go grocery shopping

Being functionally poor, Lazar never has groceries but everyone at the bars knows him!

by anonymous July 23, 2015

can't even function

When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.

I need to get out of bed today but I can't even function.

by TheOriginalGabster July 3, 2014

Function Space

When you press the keys Function and space at the same time so that they computer changes resolution and thus changes the icon arrangement on their desktop. Then the person that was just function spaced has to go and change back all of the icons on his desktop and it is a hassle.

Tanner was just sitting with his computer not paying attention so i walked over to him a function spaced him.
JP: "I just function spaced ure ass, bitch"
Tanner: " Fuck you i hate you, asshole"

by Patrick Sny January 15, 2008

funklinger

the funky smell that hits you moments after a really smelly person walks by

You walking down the street and a homeless person is walking toward you heading the opposite direction. About 3 to 4 seconds after they pass you by, you are overwhelmed by their funklinger.

by AZLawGuy March 6, 2009

Funliness

Having qualities traditionally ascribed to fun, such as excitement or laughing.

Archaic: in a funly manner.

Tim: What about the funliness factor?

Theodore: The level of funliness will be matched only by the level of manliness at the party, so grab your steel mits and whiskey.

by Cool Brad February 20, 2009

Functional Woman

A woman, who sexually, is only a woman when it serves her purpose. Normally she assumes the role of male in her personal and business life by taking on masculine mannerisms thus negating her as female other than an outward appearance.

“That Hilary is a functional woman. I’ll bet her husband’s cigars get more action then he does.”

by Leopold rabbit February 19, 2018