Fluncle

An uncle who is a total failure at life and generally a total fuck up.

I'm sorry he was drunk and talking about DIY abortion, but my fluncle Chip is like this all the time.

by x BILKO x September 19, 2016

funchella

FUNCHELLA.

A concert gro-er who dresses up in the most hipster of fashions. Often seen in bright floral patterns, shats cut above the knee, and over-mainucured beard. Also (unseen to most eyes - - unless you're on the J/M/Z) clearly having just received a mani-pedi in OPI's Purple with A Purpose and toes Divine Swine.

May or may not be advocating for eight OH eight ALL day at COACHELLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA

k bye.

Jamsies: Hey Gina, what should I wear?

Gina: Think fun...like a festival go-er.

Jasmines: Oh, I know, Im going to go FUN - LIKE I'M GOING TO COACHELLA!

Gina: You mean you're going FUNCHELLA style?!

Jasmines: Yes!

DONE

by Flat-footed Unicritter May 23, 2017

funcly

(something) cute but only cute in a way like funcle

“Funcle is sooooo funcly i just love him so much he is so NOT a farkle!!!”

by SHUTUAP January 12, 2023

ganklesaurus funkle

a prefix to something that is funky, crooked, twisted, stained, malformed, repulsive, odorous, inappropriate, alarming, calloused, disturbing,

I hate when old men wear sandals and let their "ganklesaurus funkletoes" show!

If you do not brush your teeth and floss regularly you could end up with "ganklesaurus funkleteeth"

The last thing anyone wants to see is some nasty woman's "ganklesaurus funklebutt" hanging out of the bottom of a too short skirt

by jendagwah abundgatta December 31, 2011

Funglenuts

Any variation or combination of of an unknown STD or bacterium that would cause ones balls to stink and itch.

Man, I think your girlfriend gave me the funglenuts.

by Drewser March 17, 2009

Fuscle

Untoned muscle. A combination of fat and muscle. Also known as fussle.

That fat dude has been lifting weights. He is not all fat, not all muscle. He has fuscle.

by slicksal November 20, 2006

Funce

Had fun once.

"Oh yeah I remember that, I funced. "

by RTcunninglinguistics June 29, 2017