a fucking ugly tard-or retard, who is categorically stupid, deserving of the adverb fucking, and quite unattractive. Similar to fucktard, but not really.
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Fucking retarded (the past tense)
by Anonymous August 5, 2003
Get the Fuktarded mug.Futakuchi-onna (means two-mouthed woman) is a mythical creature.
They are characterized by their two mouths:
One being at her face, and the other being at the back of her head beneath the hair.
Often used in Japanese folklore and mythology.
It symbolize a person who eat a very small amount of food or just rarely eat anything.
One of the most well-known Futakuchi-onna stories tells of a man who chose his bride because she never ate a thing. Since he was a poor man, he could not bear the thought of feeding another mouth besides his own, so the fact that his wife never ate was a huge attraction. However, he soon noticed that his stores of rice were mysteriously being depleted. When he spied on his wife one day to see what was going on, he discovered that she was a Futakuchi-onna. He saw a gaping mouth open in the back of her head, and when she unbound her hair, it shoveled huge quantities of rice into the second mouth.
They are characterized by their two mouths:
One being at her face, and the other being at the back of her head beneath the hair.
Often used in Japanese folklore and mythology.
It symbolize a person who eat a very small amount of food or just rarely eat anything.
One of the most well-known Futakuchi-onna stories tells of a man who chose his bride because she never ate a thing. Since he was a poor man, he could not bear the thought of feeding another mouth besides his own, so the fact that his wife never ate was a huge attraction. However, he soon noticed that his stores of rice were mysteriously being depleted. When he spied on his wife one day to see what was going on, he discovered that she was a Futakuchi-onna. He saw a gaping mouth open in the back of her head, and when she unbound her hair, it shoveled huge quantities of rice into the second mouth.
by Rinae February 24, 2010
Get the Futakuchi-onna mug.Someone who is so amazingly fucking retarded or stupid, it affects your ability to properly speak. Therefore your words run together, making it impossible to say both fucking+retarded, instead pronouncing fuktard. Someone who is at the apex of stupidity, with nothing greater to describe them.
by eviljessifer December 9, 2013
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At times they'll have a Dick/Vag other times they'll have a Dick/Vag/Testicles.
Sometimes confused with a Shemale, or Crossdressing Male due to people ignorantly looking at it the wrong way.
For you see, a female hermaphrodite / a futanari is strictly female, whereas a Shemale/Trap or Crossdressing Male ..is a Male. Furthermore, Shemales are Men transitioning into being a female whereas a Female Hermaphrodite/Futa are born Female with both a Dick and a Vagina as well as female Breasts. Considering that it's a girl in ownership of both bodyparts, it is also actually not Bisexual and is actually Straight if a Man got involved with or watched a video in regards to something like that. That aside, one of Bisexuality would also enjoy something like that alot nonetheless.
At times they'll have a Dick/Vag other times they'll have a Dick/Vag/Testicles.
Sometimes confused with a Shemale, or Crossdressing Male due to people ignorantly looking at it the wrong way.
For you see, a female hermaphrodite / a futanari is strictly female, whereas a Shemale/Trap or Crossdressing Male ..is a Male. Furthermore, Shemales are Men transitioning into being a female whereas a Female Hermaphrodite/Futa are born Female with both a Dick and a Vagina as well as female Breasts. Considering that it's a girl in ownership of both bodyparts, it is also actually not Bisexual and is actually Straight if a Man got involved with or watched a video in regards to something like that. That aside, one of Bisexuality would also enjoy something like that alot nonetheless.
That Futanari is sexy.
by ManOfCulture019 April 10, 2020
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She's a piece of sexiness...even though she's half portuguese, I never heard her singing in Portuguese, I would love to.
She's a piece of sexiness...even though she's half portuguese, I never heard her singing in Portuguese, I would love to.
Nelly Furtado, por favor, quero que tu facas uma cancao em portugues, estou tao ansioso que esperava escutar uma no seu ultimo disco "losse". Mas como um grande fan, espero por seu proximo album.
Viva os lusofonos.
Viva os lusofonos.
by stopirra October 2, 2006
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