frindle

a pen. thats literally all it is.

"Hey! Can I borrow your frindle?"

by not important.. April 2, 2022

Gun-fundled

Originating from an olde English phrase meaning to stumble and fall while in possession of a firearm, this modernised word now more commonly means to "fatally" mess up a situation - actions that create a problem which is not easily remedied.

"I done gun-fundled that dinner party!"

"Asking if that woman was pregnant was a massive gun-fundle."

"I done gun-fundled when I forgot to study for that test."

by 100% Legit Linguistics Person July 2, 2022

duck my frunkle

The act of tying roasted duck to your shoes and kicking your friend's crack-addicted uncle into submission after he's been screaming in the basement without a shower for far too long.

"Please for the love of god duck my frunkle."

"Sure man, just let me grab my shoes."

by Tibbleandbits December 28, 2020

frindle

another word for a pen

i brought my frindle to school today

by lusle February 16, 2010

Frindle

Another word for a pen.

I lost my pen. Could i borrow your frindle?

by briana. August 28, 2007

pseudo-frindle

A pencil. Since a frindle is a pen, a pseudo-frindle must obviously be a pencil.

Pseudo-frindles don't last long. That's why they're pseudo.

by Geoffrey_the_Giraffe September 29, 2009

Flying Frindle TapeJob

The act of skydiving from a high elevation while receiving a hand job from another male with duct tape or another sticky substance (gorilla glue) around the palm of the male whom is ejaculating his male partner.

Guy 1: Hay Jim, what did you and your boyfriend do this weekend?

Jim: We performed the art of the Flying Frindle TapeJob.

Guy 1: What?...

(Jim Removes Pants)
Guy 1: Why is your dick wrapped in gauze?

by TheUrbanQuerebo February 19, 2011