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Frogshit

Like bullshit, but a special case. It's bureaucratic bullshit, something the powers that be act like is really important and critical, but in fact is just the usual load of stupid tedious pointless red tape time-wasting garbage that makes up all government everywhere. Achieves nothing except a job for the frogshitters they pay to process it. Have you ever seen a small frog take a shit? It's difficult and slow for them. While they're trying to push it out they can't do anything else, leaving them totally vulnerable to all kinds of predators. It takes a huge portion of their total energy and very substance, and looks painful. And at the end of all that effort, all they have to show for it is a large, dirty, steaming pile of worthless shit. So it's exactly like filling out any government paperwork. A huge amount of effort, painful and tedious to get it out, it uses up a huge portion of your energy and substance, and for all that effort all you get from it is a giant stinking turd that's ugly and unpleasant to even think about or look at. Frogshit through and through.
OMG all this paperwork and wasting time they make you do, just to complete some small task, it's making life tedious, painful and difficult for no good reason... wow it's just like making frogshit!
by BernieW November 18, 2019
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frooshi

hey, baby, you got some of that frooshi for me tonight.
by Mister-Monster January 29, 2020
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froshobalo

Australian/German term for a mullet. English adaptation of the German/Austrian term Vokuhila (VOrne KUrz HInten Lang) which literally translates to "FROnt SHOrt BAck LOng" and hence FROSOBALO.
Since being in lockdown for COVID 19 I have grown a froshobalo that rivals Billy Ray Cyrus.
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frenship

is when you have a bud
Aspects of frenship:

1) Laughter &Enjoy
2) cute

3) Haveing fun
by dpjanes April 14, 2021
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Frogsheet

The flattened corpse(s) of a frog or army of frogs after an unfortunate steamroller incident.
“Woah! Dude, am I, like, just really high? Or is that frogsheet about the most beautiful image you’ve ever seen flattened across a newly paved road?"
by Dr. Bighead March 27, 2022
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Froshburgers

Froshburgers is a term used for freshman crew athletes coined by the legendary Ocean City High School crew coach Zach Eberson.
Me and my fellow froshburgers won the Stotesbery Regatta!
by L.D.B.G June 7, 2022
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frosh

Two or more days of initiation to University. Activities include, among other things, drinking and partying.
Are you going to your faculty's frosh?
by xXdarksliderXx September 6, 2005
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