Fists of Glory

The ability to jerk somebody off in a matter of seconds

That chick I hooked up with last night had fists of glory, I was done in .9 seconds

by yourmothersantlers December 30, 2011

Fistsicle

The act of turning someone into a human popsicle by placing your fist into their vagina or anus.

How bad was jail last night?

It was horrible, someone made me their fistsicle.

by JBMR May 8, 2013

Frietsched

To be at a party and give someone a blowjob in the guest bathroom while others are waiting to pee.

We frietsched that bathroom. **high five**

by Ryl33 April 17, 2020

frist

v. fristed, frist·ing, frists
v. tr.
1. To assert ones opinions as fact, based on extremely limited information, esp. in contradiction of others who have first-hand understanding of the facts.

2. To do the above in some official capacity, i.e. testimony in a judicial proceeding or legislative debate.

n.
1. One who has a propensity to do the above, or does so on a hired basis.

"That patient had numerous doctors examine her who all concluded she is brain dead. Don't try to frist me!"

"'Don't worry,' the attorney told the fake accident victim, 'I have a lot of frists I can coun't on to claim you are badly injured.'"

by Eva Doer July 11, 2005

frission

(noun) A mini-crush; sometimes, what you get when you sort of like some person when you first meet them. Usually meaningless and superficial.
(verb) To perceive a person or a relationship as a frission.

My friend told me he was head over heels for this girl but I was all, "Naw man it's just a frission."

by jmei October 30, 2007

Playdo fists

A fat persons hand upon making a fist. Because of the excess fat around the hands, knuckles are not defined. This means the fist is blob like and sometimes they have small dimples where pronounced knuckles can be found on the hand of a person of average build. This gives the appearence of a childs sculpting of a hand from child friendly Playdo modelling clay.

Having Playdo fists restricts the owners ability to deliver an effective punch if needed.

As Lucy sat writing her essay I noticed she had playdo fists

by Jim Birtwisle December 7, 2007

throwing firsts

Indicating the person who instigated the fight.

Calvin was throwing firsts and Ernest was catching the ones

by Sir Awesome McFly January 7, 2018