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frechot

plural of "frecha", which refers to an israeli woman or girl from age 11-30+ normally characterized by ginormous hair, insanely tight pants, high-heeled, platform shoes ('stripper heels') and obnoxiously loud. normally travel in packs. will sleep with anything. the female version of arsim.
I just got back from Netanya. That place is swarming with frechot!
I used to like hanging out in Jerusalem, but the frechot took over there too.
by yisaaron May 2, 2008
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Pardon my French

The origin of this phrase (Which means excuse my use of profanity) does not originate for the French word for seal, as Lazy Time Waster suggests.

It in fact originates from the constant warfare between England and France many years ago, at that time "French" was associated with indecent things and activies (Swearing, kissing etc).
This was done fairly often in those days, sexually transmitted diseases (for one thing) had different names in different countries.

What the English might call the French disease, the Dutch might call the Spanish disease, the French might call the English disease and so on.
by Groaroaroar April 2, 2005
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French Credit Card

When someone swipes their fingers between an ass and then smells them to see if it stinks.
Mother: Little Sebastien, did you control your ass in the shower?
Little Sebastian: Oui Mama.
Mother: Bastard child! I should've dug you out with a coat hanger. I'll use my French credit card to see if you are lying.
(Mother swipes fingers in Little Seb's ass)
Mother: Stink of the ass! I knew it. It smells like the cheese we eat when we surrender to the Germans.
by Jacquesassstink November 4, 2012
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Felching the clown

1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.

2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.
1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.

I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.

2. I fantasize about felching clowns.
by Selevan May 3, 2013
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french pinch

The act of pinching the genitals of a female using one's thumb and forefinger. In Europe this generally occurs from behind, often when travelling up a staircase.
"I apologise for spilling your soup, I was french pinched whilst entering the restaurant"
by uhrweazel December 2, 2009
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felchocracy

The state of affairs in a bureaucracy where the brown nosers are the ones who progress to the ranks of management.
It's an fucking felchocracy in this government, you can't get anywhere without sticking your nose up someone elses' ass.
by RegrettingLifesDecisions December 27, 2010
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french pussing

the act of two pussies rubbing together.
by I-will-handle-it- May 12, 2015
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