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Freezebob

When one is extremely cold, to the point that it would completely freeze a man named Bob.
Alis-"Whoa this room is well freezebob"
Lizzie-"Brrrr I'm well freezebob"
Abbey-"I could well piss my pants"
by Pisslips Bitchslippers October 11, 2009
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Freezer Boxing

Smoking weed in a walk-in freezer, usually in a restaurant. The air tight seal on the freezer keeps the smoke and odors in. The cold freezer air makes it go down easier.
The kitchen manager stepped out so I'm taking this blunt and goin freezer boxing.
by ShortOrder June 18, 2010
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Freeze Dancing

The art of staying motionless to the beat of music.
Hudson's Bouncer: "Hey, what are you doing? It's different."

Dancer: "Yo, I'm just freeze dancing."

Hudson's Bouncer: "It's time to drag you out by the neck."
by LLCOOLV April 22, 2011
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Freeze-dried Bullshit

Did you hear Bill caught his girl creepin' with Doug?

Yeah, that's some freeze-dried bullshit there.
by Jilly Beane June 28, 2011
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Freezer Gnome

A particularly unique and tricky breed of the gnome family. These little bastards hide in the victims freezer, and are know to move food around, creating the highest level of frustration when attempting to locate dinner. While extremely rare to spot one, if you do get the chance, proceed with caution. Freezer Gnomes are known to give off a distinct "hissing" sound when threatened, and it's scary as hell.
It has been recently discovered that Freezer Gnomes tend to "take" to a particular family or person. So even if you move across the country, and get a new freezer, IT WILL FIND YOU.
I would have made dinner an hour ago, but the damn Freezer Gnome keeps hissing at me. Maybe YOU could reach in there and grab the ground beef.......?
by Thexthy March 25, 2013
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Ball Freeze

/bôl/ /frēz/

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When a man gets a really potent brain freeze and it's so intense it travels down the spine and it hits right in the balls. Characterized by the sound the testicles make when sucking in and then pop.
To warm them back up one most wrap the scrotum with toilet paper or hump bread and hold it with your hands slowly massaging them back into warmth, not to warm them up too fast, and by doing so preventing the pins and needles sensation of heating up the balls too fast after Ball freeze.
Disclaimer, Ball Freeze can not be obtainable by any other means except intense brain freeze

Named after the story of the Greek Demigod Testicules
The boy was eating something cold too fast and got Ball Freezer

man1. Who's been F*cking the bread again ?
man2. Have you never had Ball Freeze before ?
by Cybershadow318 October 13, 2022
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Freezer Meat

Variation of "Dead Meat" but applies to a person who messes with a closet psychopath(i.e. Someone you might see in a Walmart at 3:25 in the morning).
Person 1- Haha, I just insulted frank.

Person 2- Dude, frank's crazy. I heard he sleeps at Walmart. You're freezer meat for sure.

Person 2- Damn, you're right. I better watch my back.
by Korrosion November 9, 2011
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