Freeloader

A person who maintains the people in their lives in order to gain something/anything free or of little or no cost to them. They get by saying their marks are their friends, but in private they call them options. Some may even rely on the mall, public places, or parents for free necessities such as heat, air conditioning, water, food, paper products like toilet paper and paper towels etc. A mooch. They also like mates who wait on them hand and foot well, that is, when there isn't a more profitable option. Open hand and closed heart. It is just a matter of what you put your mind to.

Freeloader might say something like: "Baby, she is just my friend. It was just a free meal and movie, not a date. I like having fun, but I love you. And look I got some toilet paper while I was there, and she even gave me her old camera."

by babytodaymaybetomorrow July 25, 2011

freeloader

Someone who sits around and dosen't work and mooches off their family and steals all their moms hard earned money to do nothing all day and contribute shit to society. Someone who is a waste of air and takes up valuable space on the planet earth.

Nice receding hairline assface. Why dont you get a job and stop freeloading off your mom you freeloader piece of shit.

by Fhsjhs February 12, 2008

feelski

The process in which an insanely horny guy shoves his hands up a woman's clothing to make sure that they are not by any chance hiding a sock or a few tissues inside their bra cups; when a male test drives a woman's breasts; feeling of boobs; feeling up; what a man's intentions are at the movie theater.

Oh my God Bobby!!! Were you going for a feelski!? **SMACK!** PERVERT!

by MeLiSsAk!!!! May 27, 2005

Freelander

A hairdressers car, which only silly people drive.

My hairdresser has a Freelander - he’s very silly and ginger!

by Yum yum ur mum lookslikeaplum July 8, 2018

Feels bad

For when your friend is in a tough situation and u want to give them quick response

Dang, feels bad

by Evan_22 August 26, 2018

Freelance Mascot

A definition that’s been the word of the day for a few days now. This fact is very worrying. The actual definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ is ‘ A fun way to say furry!’.

Person 1: Hey, have you checked Urban Dictionary recently?
Person 2: Yeah, the same definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ has been word of the day since the start of this week!

by NougatNewt March 23, 2022

.feels

A series of ironic Instagram accounts featuring different characters from pop media with captions.

"My favourite .feels account is obama.feels"

by TackyPck May 12, 2018