Freezing-Ass Cold

When it's so cold outside that your butt cheeks freeze together

It must be freezing-ass cold outside cause my butt cheeks froze together.

by FrostyTheCokeBearSaver November 30, 2011

feebing

Acting in the manner of a feeble minded person (a feeb)

Quit feebing or we'll be late to the party!

by effan October 4, 2017

freezing the monkey

when you bang a snowman people will call it freezing the monkey

MOM leave I am freezing the monkey come back later

by MrDickleson August 11, 2019

Freebirdin'

To be 'Freebirdin'' or to 'Freebird', one must be listening to the song Freebird and be doing something extreme or exciting without thinking about the next move you will make in that activity. The activity may be in real life or in a video game.

"Damn, I'm bored on this drive. I'm gonna do some drifting and be Freebirdin' it.

*crashes 12.69 seconds later*

by CuppedCereal May 5, 2023

going freebird

When a man takes off his pants and under garments, but leaves his shirt on. His testes are said to be going freebird since they flop around in the cool breeze when he walks. This commonly occurs in locker rooms outside of pools and gyms, especially with old people for some reason.

Mike: "Oh my god there are so many old people here going freebird! Save me!"
John: "Hell no I'm not going in there! I don't need to see old people's balls! You're on your own."

by COD KILLA June 24, 2014

Freezing Balls Out

When it is so cold out, it is unbarable.

James: Let's go chill out on your porch for a lil man.

Shawn: Oh hellz no! I got shorts on and its freezing balls out. That's suicide

by Guns1inger2 April 5, 2007

Freebirding

To extend a normal length song into the 15-20 minute range or make the song more than 1/2 guitar solo and use it to close out a set at a concert.

Hey man are we freebirding this song so we don't have to play 3 other songs?

I was playing a 10 song set list but started freebirding the 5th song and played for an hour!!!

by Roadninja75 August 23, 2015