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green freckles

While laying back and receiving a blow job, you raise your legs and fart in the face of whoever is sucking you off, spattering their face with feces. Works especially well if you have a case of nasty diarrhea.
I had three burritos for lunch, and then that night she went down on my junk - perfect timing to give her green freckles.
by Ant630 November 16, 2007
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Freckling

when a male/female rips a fat toot, projecting dingle berries in another male/female's face, causing it to look like one has freckles
dude I was totally freckling summer last night, she was just covered with dingle berries
by Kenan tennar January 25, 2011
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freckles

A horrible skin disease resulting from a combination of bad weather, bad genes, and an inexplicable willingness to actually want to eat the dreadful hamburgers served at the local Golf and Country Club.
Freckles negatively affect not only a person's skin, but also their brain. As a result, a large percentage of people with freckles are, whiny, intellectually challenged, and have difficulty mastering even the most basic life skills, such as reading, writing, and arithmetic.
Most retarded people have freckles.
As soon as I found out that the girl I was dating online had freckles, I broke up with her immediately.
by Boogiepop July 3, 2006
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fecalist

- I've been at that party, met that girl, been fucking her all night long then I went to another great party, hooked up with a girl there aswell and started pomping again.
- Damn fecalist, stop eating shit, you were at home !
by vorty December 15, 2008
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frecklin'

(adj.) to partake in a nasty or shady action.
"You've worn the same underwear for the past 3 days?! You're frecklin'!"
by J.o.o.l.s. September 3, 2007
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freckless

To have no freckles without having once had them and being defreckled.
Yeah, you're cute you freckless c*nt.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 11, 2018
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Freckleshopped

Photoshopping pictures of yourself where you can see the uglyass freckles on your skin.

"That chick Tina is pretty hot.."
"Ha, don't go by what you see. All her photos are Freckleshopped ."
"olol, in that case, disapproved for her insecurity."
"Lollerskates."
Freckleshopped
by Intelligentalman November 2, 2010
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