Facetious

Literally just Elijah

Stop being so facetious Elijah

by hi.my.name.is.charlee June 27, 2019

improper fraction

A couple where the woman is larger than the man, either in height or weight.

Dave: Do you see that couple over there? She's enormous and he's thin as a rail.
Bob: Yeah, I always feel bad for guys in an improper fraction.

by maf54 May 5, 2010

fractus

Its a cloud.. thats it, infact its not even a full cloud, its a fraction of a cloud.. can u say pointless?

wow, that looks like a fractus.. no wait, its a cloud

by Biscuit Assasin March 5, 2004

Facetiousismistically

A word used by douche goblins who place it in words, to sound more intelligent. In the real world, it means sarcastically

Doucheking: Me and my brahs were in Aeropostale and the worker was like, "are you looking for anything" and i said "No, we were trying to find tacos" facetiousismistically. Hahahaah, my bros were laughing like crazy.

Joe: Riiiiight... hehe(courtesy laugh) well im gonna head out now...

Doucheking: Peace brosquit!

Joe: yeh...uh sure

by Doucheking-Away August 27, 2009

facetious

The only word that has A E I O U in it in that order

Did you know that 'facetious' is the only word that has A E I O and U in order?

by Ein Wrose April 23, 2011

fractionegro

Barack Hussein Obama

"Man, I heard that Obama was 1/16 black, he's a fractionegro!"

by Bubba123 March 2, 2008

facetious

Being facetious is when you say something you think is funny, but NOBODY laughs. So then you have to say "Oh, uh...I was being facetious". And everyone's like "Ooooh Kayyy... (What a jackass.)"

"An awkward silence fell over the group after his facetious remark about the director's 'ghetto booty' wasn't appreciated.

by ~Adam September 15, 2006