forklift olympics

A large racing event which occurs when the night crew supervisor at Home Depot is not there, and the manager who substitutes for him just sits in the office and doesn't supervise anything...

Boss just broke his hip. He's going to be out for a week for surgery. I guess we're having the forklift olympics early this year!

by The Poopy Fart Demon September 21, 2017

forklifted

when you get high in a forklift

i found 4 blunts and a forklift and now im gonna spend my night getting forklifted in the backyard

by booboobuubuu November 23, 2024

Forklift

When a woman penetrates someone deep and lets them hang off her dick
Forklifting

This crazy hot woman gave me the forklift last night, I'm still not sitting right

by EmmaDearest August 6, 2023

naked forklift

Conceived while listening to slow jams and doing research on investment warehouse deals – "the naked forklift" is to find your favorite weighty woman, and with arms planked, try to lift her to the top bunk. Back braces recommended…

Have you tried to naked forklift her? that always gets my blood movin'!

by dubl-D February 3, 2012

Russian Forklift

When you drive a forklift up an Russian ass

Dude last night I Russian forklifted on a chick.

by Grand Slam June 13, 2016

forklift

dannys girlfriend... a literal forklift

hey guys i got married to forklift

by forklift_dannys girlfriend June 8, 2021

Forklift

When you put a fist in the vagina and the anus at the same time and raise her up.

Hey I forklifted Becky last night and she squealed like a pig!

by Dirtybird716 December 31, 2018