forked

The state of having attempted to spoon with a really skiny, boney guy, so that instead of feeling smooth and comfortable like a spoon, it's all sharp and prikly like a fork.

God, I forked with Doug last night and now there's a bruise in my back.

by Stevie Billy T December 29, 2007

forking

When a sleeping woman moves her legs from the spooning position up across a man's chest or neck, looking more like a fork or pretzel.

I woke up in the most uncomfortable position this morning because she was forking me all night.

by saporiae November 5, 2011

the fork

a man who likes to have sex with other women, but he can last only a mintue

Michael is the fork.

by @lly November 30, 2006

Fork

An object used for masturbation.

Paige used her fork all night!

by gymgurl March 16, 2009

Forking

To stick thousands of plastic forks in someone else's lawn. A common tradition in the B'Nai B'rith Youth Organization. Usually leads to saran wrapping on ricing of the lawn.

Hey bro, you wanna go forking tonight? That bitch deserves it.

by EverySingleAZA June 29, 2011

Fork

A great hairbrush

the fork made your hair so good

by shortestpersonever September 4, 2017

Fork

When you shove a fork down your throat

Stacy: hey bob what are you doing?
Bob:I’m shoving a fork down my throat

Stacy:so your forking yourself

Bob:yes I am
Stacy:I’m gonna fork myself too

by Fork September 18, 2020