forking

see fucking

Go forking figure.

by PyroPenguin December 10, 2003

fooking

sexual conversations over Facebook chat; much like "sexting"

"Addison, I want to suck your cock. Please come now."
"Aight."

...fooking

by BStew&JHo September 8, 2011

fooking

the act of fucking and pooping at the same time. sometimes this act of sex may get out of hand and couples will end up rubbing shit on each other like in the hit internet video 2 girls 1 cup

Guy #1"god! i hade shit when i was humping my lady friend last night!"

Guy #2 "you should have started fooking her!"

by webber18 March 3, 2010

awkward forking

When a person has the opportunity to enter the spoons position with another person and instead faces the opposite direction.

Katy had the opportunity to spoon with Will, however he had a raging boner! being completely creeped out, she proceeded to awkward forking.

by hoosierwannabe August 30, 2010

Fooking

To be on Facebook for an extended period of time

Sarah: Hey Emily, what are you up to?
Emily: Hey! nm just fooking around.

by eringirl39 January 20, 2012

fooking

another form of "fucking" used in the taco bell drive threw while ordering/waiting for food

example- 1)fooking ghey boolsheet
2) I want a fooking crunch wrap supreme with no fooking tomatoes

by ksaa December 14, 2008

For-Joking

when someone is in complete disbeleif that you just said something so fucking ignorant.

"Dude...i just fucked a chipmunk..."

"wow are you FOR-JOKING me"(dumb bitch)

by Mikey&JT March 28, 2009