Forbidden noodle

A snake.

I saw three forbidden noodles on my run this morning!

by Will7838 October 6, 2020

Forbesing

When you meet a girl for only a week and you fall deeply in love with them, pin them on Snapchat, talk about a future together, and doesn’t leave their side.

“Awe man, he Forbesing for Susanna again”
“The Lion is hunting for a new partner. Hope he doesn’t Forbes it again”

by Ryan is a goat 161 February 7, 2023

under-forty-font

Text (book, webpage or other) written in a font which is so small that it is visible only to those with good eyesight. Those whose age is over forty increasingly lose their close-up vision as they age (known as hyperopia), because their eye-focus gradually becomes more fixed-focus rather than adaptable-focus.

Well, this webpage certainly loves using under-forty-font!

The ingredients on this candy bar are impossible to read in their under-forty-font.

by buggy October 24, 2005

J Forbes

when a girl is receiving oral sex and has her period

John was giving Jill a serious helping of oral sex when Jill did a J Forbes right into John's mouth.

by CallingYouOut77 August 18, 2010

Bruce Forsything

The term Bruce Forsything refers to a sexual act in which a person fully inserts their head into a woman's vagina and puts their fist into the woman's anus so that they are in the well known Bruce Forsyth position. This is Bruce Forsything.

Person 1: My girlfriend and I are trying to spice things up in the bedroom, we have tried the Karma Sutra and various positions and places to do it and nothing is working!?

Person 2: Bro, try out Bruce Forsything, it's some proper kinky shit dude, your bitch will fucking love it!

Person 1: Thanks man, Ima go try it out now!

by ProfessorCarnage69 January 29, 2014

The Great Forbini

A magician of Italian/Irish descent known world wide for his famous “Hide the Weenie” slight of hand trick.

Look it’s The Great Forbini, he likes to play with his weenie... Spoken with an Italian accent

by Willy Lump Lump December 19, 2018

Forbidden City

The area of Beijing where the emperors of China used to live, in which no ordinary Chinese citizen or foreigner could enter without the emperor's permission
Any citizen or foreigner who entered the Forbidden City was immediately stabbed to death by the guards
Also called Zijin Cheng (Purple Forbidden City) or Gugong (Palace) in Chinese

1875: No one was allowed to enter the Forbidden City, and anyone who entered without the emperor's permission was immediately stabbed to death.
2011: Wow, I am so excited to visit Beijing and take a tour of the ancient Forbidden City, as well as the Tiananmen Square.

by foagaoeijg March 8, 2015