KOBE

when someone or something is ridiculously great or fun

dizzam. i shot the j and i yelled "KOBE!!"

by big_dogg November 29, 2006

Kobe

The act of crashing into the side of a mountain

P1: How did Jonathon die
P2: He Kobe

P1: F

by Ismokeonthedevilslettixe January 31, 2020

Kobe

1. (v.) To rape someone.
2. (adj.) Piece of shit who sniffs butt pirate Rick Fox's gay asshole.

Man, I toally Kobied that bitch.

by fucklakers July 14, 2006

Kobe

He is the black Polanski

Kobe is goin to jail

by Rulaan July 14, 2006

Kobe

To die in a helicopter crash, or other unsafe vehicle with useless safety protocol. With or without knowing that is a serious possibility when taking flight in a metal can made airborne by giant samurai swords of death and really useless emergency protocols when a crash is imminent. ALWAYS check that your chopper has the proper "Oh Shit!" handles located in convenient, easy to access locations. Personally, I believe they do actually help. Not as much as prayer though of course.

Man that movie star died in a unpredictable Kobe last night!

by Toilet Dy-No-Mite January 31, 2020

kobeed

raped or sexually assaulted

man i got kobeed by that quinlan test

by vanila waffa aka da rock June 19, 2005

Kobe

The best basketball player in the universe.

Most powerful Los Angeles professional athlete of all time.

"Oh shit, Kobe just went baseline and smashed down a reverse tomahawk in T-Wack's face."

by Jeff Van Gundy February 16, 2005