Jose Foley

One who is very passionate and loving. One who has a big cock. Sexy and will make you feel better no matter what.

I think of Jose Foley of being big.

by Hai1eybai1ey July 19, 2016

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Foley fumble

The Foley fumble is a two-part maneuver: While standing at the foot of the bed, having sex with a spread-eagle internet hook-up, you accidentally lose control of your bowels and drop a deuce on her bedroom floor. To correct this mistake, you quickly kick it under her bed before she can notice. You continue pumping away until you’re finished, then go home, leaving the log for her to find the next morning.

This move was pioneered by Christopher “Kidd Chris” Foley, popular radio show host.

Other names for this maneuver include the Syracuse Sneak, Sacramento Surprise, Loveland Log Roll, and Portland Pump & Dump.

Wayne: “Last night I met this robust woman off AOL, and in the middle of giving it to her I pulled a Foley fumble.”
Lenny:”What in the blazing blue hell is that?!”
Wayne:”I shat on the floor, then kicked it under the bed. She never knew!”
Lenny:” So it’s like a fumble in the NFL, but in this case, you don’t want to end up with the brown object in the end.”

by TheCanon13 September 28, 2017

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Fooler

a shirt that gives the appearance of another shirt underneath it, while remaining 1 layer

Purple: “how many shirts....are you wearing right now??”
Blue: “everyone keeps asking me that! just 2..my top layer is a fooler
Yellow: “well, you look like a 3-shirted shithead”
Green: “yeah, total e-boy vibes”

by babypurplenugget420 June 5, 2019

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