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EMPTY FOOKIN NET

When the net is empty, or full, and you manage to score a goal in soccer, hockey, or Rocket League.

Usually to mock the opposing team and intimidate.
Can be used multiple times.
*scores a goal with 3 players defending*
You: EMPTY FOOKIN NET
by SeamedShark June 3, 2018
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fooki

you is a fooki
by McCool93 November 5, 2010
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Fookie

Its when you think you have a fart but instead, "Surprise" it turns out to be a dookie. A fookie
Please don't fookie in my bed.
by Ekid February 16, 2013
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zip fookin lob

The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30 went upstairs to the bedroom zip fookin lob, and gave that old bag the shaggin of her life or. I went to the doctors. Zip fookin lob got my cock out, It had gone green. Turned out to be a mix of excessive masturbation and poor hygiene.
by mr pissflaps March 1, 2004
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foolit

a woman with one boob. Often used in context as an insult towards another
Shut up ya foolit.
by Jimmy Jobbins March 25, 2004
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fookin nob

catchphrase of Rich "da cunt" Fawcett
James: didnt manage to burn that cd for you

Rich: fookin nob
by unknown October 21, 2004
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Forkitz

The type of guy you can tell is always kinky. He has that girlfriend that asks why she is even dating him. The guy that lets his girlfriend live with him. The guy that everyone is annoyed by how kinky they are. A Guy that livestreams like Forkitz at Beam.pro/forkitz.
Wow that guy is such a forkitz
by Mitspooky1252 March 30, 2017
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