Foobert

it is like calling someone a fool but just in a nicer way.

1-heyy stop being a foobert
2-that's nice foobert
3-so what should we do foobert?
4-you're such a foobert

by youareafoobertforreadingthis January 15, 2010

Fooble Dobber

A Fooble Dobber is when ones very large pp is inside out causing it to be a very large vahooch.

Whore: hey U see that dude
Slut:*opens stanky legs* yuh what about him
Whore: I totally slept wit him and he had a Fooble Dobber
Slut: No way must've been huge

by QwErTyBeNcH April 28, 2020

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

foobs

Term popularized by breast cancer patients to mean former, future, or fake boobs. Often used during the various stages of reconstruction after mastectomy.

"It's been four weeks since surgery and my foobs are still really itchy."

by Funambulator November 22, 2007

foobared

Something is fucked up

Dude look at that car, it's bumper is all foobared.

by Bjfluffsalot April 10, 2015

foobar2000

a 1337 media player that whips
more than just a llama's ass.

I downloaded the latest version of foobar2000. ist kewl.

by Seed March 23, 2003

Foobage

Food that is dropped and lands in a woman's cleavage.

You dropped that piece of popcorn and now you have foobage.

by Livengoodintc August 8, 2015