fondle magnet

Fondle magnet is a person who constantly "fondles" a specific victim or person on an uncomfortable and un-tainted level.
by reecerideslife November 15, 2010
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Freedom Fondling

Giving a hanjob while wearing a make America great again hat and an American flag as a cape
Kevin: ”what you do with her last night”
Andrew: ”got a freedom fondling from that girl...make sex great again!”
by Make-sex-great-again April 06, 2019
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Dizon Fondle

When a male with extremely large balls, or a man who suffers from elephantiasis, lays his testicles to rest on another's eye sockets. The "ball-holder then proceeds to move their eyes around to pleasure the balls.
Dude, I Dizon Fondled my girlfriend last night. I made her take her glasses off.
by oranjeguice February 15, 2009
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fondle Buddha

to bluff during a game of poker
"I don't know if I should call or fold; I'm pretty sure that guy is fondling Buddha."
by Russ_Da_Roo February 05, 2004
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drunken fondle

abusiveness to the extreme against other players or admins accusing of illegal chaets.
Entimology from Lord Fondlemaid, nice chap when sober, abusive reactionary when under the influence
He did a right drunken fondle on that server last night
by DizMatt July 29, 2004
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ipod Fondle

The pervert's version of the ipod touch. With genital simulation
by Chuck Norris is amazing April 16, 2009
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Illinois Toddler Fondle

An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.
"I didnt know she was pregnant until I felt the good ol' Illinois Toddler Fondle"
by nolawalking February 25, 2009
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