Floobag

A sex position where the guy lays down flat, the girl sits on his dick, with it penetrating her ass, while she eats macaroni in her left hand and shoving a pickle up her pussy with her right hand. She begins shitting on the guys dick and throws up the macaroni continuously on his face, licking it off slowly. The whole procedure takes about 45 minutes to complete, believe me, Ive tried to make it quicker, but its hard.
When the two sex bunnies are finished, they give each other high fives and yell "Hallelujah!" at the tops of their lungs.

guy1: Me and Katherine did a floobag last night it was fucking AMAZING!!, but it took a while...

guy2: Nice, i heard Katherine is fucking crazy in bed she will do about anything!

by Hairy DickHead May 26, 2008

foobie

A legendary dog. Black with white spots. Of springer spaniel and pointer heritage. Known to possess immobilizing cuteness.

What? Oh, the snoring is coming from my dog Foobie.

by The King of Dreams March 14, 2009

fnob

It is a person who is a FOOD SNOB. When merged together they create the word ... FNOB!

A FNOB is a person who only buys expensive food, because they think that cheaper food is degrading ...

For example, my own mother will only shop at Sainsbury's and feels 'scabby' when she even goes near the proximity of Lidl!

by Charli21 July 28, 2010

floobnarf

a beast word made up by an awesome chick. used to replace another word.

dude that jello is so floobnarf

by jealous of floobnarf October 26, 2010

flooby

flooby booby; floppy breasts

your mom's tits

by emcee shiznit May 13, 2004

floob

1.
noun:
Nerd, Geek, Weirdo.

2.
verb:
Also floobin' - the state of being nerdy or geeky.

1. You're a total floob.

2. We were steady floobin' all night.

by killette March 31, 2005

Foobs

Fake Boobs. Boobs that have undergone surgical enhancement, and are no longer real.

That chick has foobs

by Roxtor August 7, 2005