Floobag

A sex position where the guy lays down flat, the girl sits on his dick, with it penetrating her ass, while she eats macaroni in her left hand and shoving a pickle up her pussy with her right hand. She begins shitting on the guys dick and throws up the macaroni continuously on his face, licking it off slowly. The whole procedure takes about 45 minutes to complete, believe me, Ive tried to make it quicker, but its hard.
When the two sex bunnies are finished, they give each other high fives and yell "Hallelujah!" at the tops of their lungs.

guy1: Me and Katherine did a floobag last night it was fucking AMAZING!!, but it took a while...

guy2: Nice, i heard Katherine is fucking crazy in bed she will do about anything!

by Hairy DickHead May 26, 2008

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floorage

Space on floor conveniently used to keep items of clothing/interest. Saves hours of time searching in drawers or cupboards.

'Where's my pants?! Oh no, there it is easily spotted in the floorage.... good job I didn't tidy them away'

by **charlotte88** December 26, 2008

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Floobaloo

The hot white warm wet liquid that may come from a penis

Max: Dude I went and Floobalooed all your mom last night!
Alex: You did what!?

by Ultra Plaz April 8, 2015

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floorage

verb- a portmanteau of the words floor and forage. the act of searching for something to eat on a messy floor.

I'm gonna floorage in the living room to find some candy.

by kelknaughty September 26, 2010

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Floobadoo

Def. 1- The insult used instead of "dumb bitch".
Def. 2- The state of mind in which you have recently ingested hallucinogenics and are tripping balls.

Def. 1- "You fucking floobadoo"
Def. 2- "Wow. I'm so floobadooed"

by the one with the stuff October 22, 2014

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