Floobag

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A sex position where the guy lays down flat, the girl sits on his dick, with it penetrating her ass, while she eats macaroni in her left hand and shoving a pickle up her pussy with her right hand. She begins shitting on the guys dick and throws up the macaroni continuously on his face, licking it off slowly. The whole procedure takes about 45 minutes to complete, believe me, Ive tried to make it quicker, but its hard.
When the two sex bunnies are finished, they give each other high fives and yell "Hallelujah!" at the tops of their lungs.

guy1: Me and Katherine did a floobag last night it was fucking AMAZING!!, but it took a while...

guy2: Nice, i heard Katherine is fucking crazy in bed she will do about anything!

Floobag by Hairy DickHead May 26, 2008

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floorage

Space on floor conveniently used to keep items of clothing/interest. Saves hours of time searching in drawers or cupboards.

'Where's my pants?! Oh no, there it is easily spotted in the floorage.... good job I didn't tidy them away'

floorage by **charlotte88** December 26, 2008

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Floobaloo

The hot white warm wet liquid that may come from a penis

Max: Dude I went and Floobalooed all your mom last night!
Alex: You did what!?

Floobaloo by Ultra Plaz April 8, 2015

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floorage

verb- a portmanteau of the words floor and forage. the act of searching for something to eat on a messy floor.

I'm gonna floorage in the living room to find some candy.

floorage by kelknaughty September 26, 2010

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Floobadoo

Def. 1- The insult used instead of "dumb bitch".
Def. 2- The state of mind in which you have recently ingested hallucinogenics and are tripping balls.

Def. 1- "You fucking floobadoo"
Def. 2- "Wow. I'm so floobadooed"

Floobadoo by the one with the stuff October 22, 2014

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Foobage

Food that is dropped and lands in a woman's cleavage.

You dropped that piece of popcorn and now you have foobage.

Foobage by Livengoodintc August 8, 2015

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Floorbage Can

The floor behind the driver's set in a car.

Passenger: What should i do with my empty red-bull can?
Driver: Toss it in the Floorbage Can

Floorbage Can by theFANUM February 12, 2010

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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